I managed (just) to sit my maths exam last week, and I have one coming up on Wednesday which I really am struggling with so got the resit forms at the ready ;) Too much for me! Anyway, I gave my dad a 'funny exam answers' book for Christmas, and actually love it, so I thought I'd share it with you :) These are real answers from exams..
Totally sexist, but I do applaud the person who decided to put that down as the answer!
- Q: Name the four seasons.
- A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
- Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink. - A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
- Q: What happens to your body as you age?
- A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
- Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
- A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
- Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
- A: Premature death.
- Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
- A: Keep it in the cow.
- Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
- A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
- Q: What is a turbine?
- A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
- Q: What is a Hindu?
- A: It lays eggs.
- Q: What is a vacuum?
- A: Something my mum says I should use more often
Hope this made you smile a bit, and I hope everyone isn't snowed in! Bye from a very sleepy girl..
lots of love, kate x
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