Exams can make you laugh

Hello :)

I managed (just) to sit my maths exam last week, and I have one coming up on Wednesday which I really am struggling with so got the resit forms at the ready ;) Too much for me! Anyway, I gave my dad a 'funny exam answers' book for Christmas, and actually love it, so I thought I'd share it with you :) These are real answers from exams..

Totally sexist, but I do applaud the person who decided to put that down as the answer!

  • Q: Name the four seasons.
  • A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
  • Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
    made safe to drink.
  • A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. 
  • Q: What happens to your body as you age?
  • A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
  • Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
  • A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
  • Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
  • A: Premature death.
  • Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
  • A: Keep it in the cow.
  • Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
  • A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
  • Q: What is a turbine?
  • A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
  • Q: What is a Hindu?
  • A: It lays eggs.
  • Q: What is a vacuum?
  • A: Something my mum says I should use more often
Hope this made you smile a bit, and I hope everyone isn't snowed in! Bye from a very sleepy girl..

lots of love, kate x

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